Disassembly Drone Field Technician

LOC: Copper-9 Outpost TYPE: Full-Time NDA: Level 7

Maintain and deploy DD-series autonomous units. Must be comfortable with extreme cold and... cleanup operations. Ideal candidates possess a high tolerance for ambiguity regarding the nature of the “material” being disassembled.

Requirements: 5+ years robotics experience, hazmat certification, NDA Level 7 clearance.

Worker Drone Production Overseer

LOC: Multiple Sites TYPE: Full-Time NDA: Standard

Supervise WD-series assembly lines. Ensure compliance with productivity quotas. Monitor unit behavioral patterns and flag any anomalous development of “preferences” or “emotions.”

Requirements: 3+ years manufacturing management, robotics systems familiarity.

Note: WD-series units are company property. No personhood claims will be entertained. JCJenson Legal reserves the right to terminate any employee who refers to units as “alive.”

Core Containment Specialist

LOC: JCJenson Sublevel-7 TYPE: Full-Time NDA: Omega

Monitor and maintain Class-7 entity containment systems. Ensure all seals remain intact and energy output stays within designated thresholds. Report any auditory phenomena emanating from containment chambers immediately.

Requirements: Advanced physics degree, 10+ years containment systems, psychological resilience screening.

CLEARANCE: OMEGA REQUIRED

Absolute Solver Integration Lead — [POSITION REDACTED]

Candidate must demonstrate resistance to cognitive pattern override. Previous exposure to Solver-class entities preferred but not required. Must sign extended liability waiver covering “identity dissolution” and “involuntary consciousness transfer.” Role involves direct interface with the Absolute Solver integration framework. CONTACT: [EXPUNGED BY ORDER OF LEGAL DIVISION]

Communications Relay Technician

LOC: Orbital Station TYPE: Full-Time NDA: Level 3

Maintain deep-space signal relay networks. Monitor frequency bands 400–500 MHz for anomalous transmissions. Log all unidentified signals per Protocol 12-F. Under no circumstances should you attempt to decode repeating patterns on the 472.3 MHz band.

Requirements: RF engineering background, deep-space communication systems experience, willingness to work in isolated orbital environments.